Post by silver on Apr 28, 2007 21:18:16 GMT -5
Teehee!
Funny things happen to us.
In fact, they happen SO often we had to make a thread about it.....
Earlier today:
Alright, Silver was coming over to my house to play (I, being Toyger) and it was garage sale day, all throughout our neighborhood. So my mom said, "why don't you guys sell some of our old stuff?" So we did. We carted around a l;little tykes basketball goal, around the neighborhood on our shoulders. It had wheels. We shouted, all the while "Basketball goal! 10 bucks, it shrinks to fit!" (That sounds like an underwear ad, I know) Anyway...... This little kid scooters up to us, and he says "How much?" So we said "10 dollars" and then he said "Can you take that up to my house? My mom is up there and I have to ask her" So, we carted the three-ton basketball goal UPHILL to this little kids house. we get there and he says "Mom, can we buy this basketball goal for the basement?" And she said "No, that is an outside goal, and your father isn't here" so the little kid says"I can call him on his cell phone" And the mom says 'No, we are not buying it" (keep in mind that Silver and I are standing just a few feet away when all of this is happening) So the little kid storms off, sobbing! And he is screaming "I HATE YOU, MOM!!!" Silver and I felt bad that we had broken up a relationship between mother and son, but not too bad, because his mom didn't even say that she was sorry.
Okay, so now we had to cart that thing back up to my house, (oh and we weren't wearing shoes....) Across, the blacktop, and Silver almost got run over by a car, for the first time today. So we get back to my house, and we Lay down on the rug and we start screaming the objects we are selling, and their prices. Then we got up and we went crazy. We started yelling about how we weren't going to get into Harvard because of this. and that we needed the money to buy shoes, and that we had the black plague, and then we sang show tunes, and we were horribly off-pitch. Then Silver tried to put emo makeup on me, but seeing how it was hot-pink lipstick, i just looked odd. (there is s6till some in my eyebrow) She wore my cat hood and danced. Then we had to put EVERYTHING back up, all the while yelling. We didn't sell anything.
Funny things happen to us.
In fact, they happen SO often we had to make a thread about it.....
Earlier today:
Alright, Silver was coming over to my house to play (I, being Toyger) and it was garage sale day, all throughout our neighborhood. So my mom said, "why don't you guys sell some of our old stuff?" So we did. We carted around a l;little tykes basketball goal, around the neighborhood on our shoulders. It had wheels. We shouted, all the while "Basketball goal! 10 bucks, it shrinks to fit!" (That sounds like an underwear ad, I know) Anyway...... This little kid scooters up to us, and he says "How much?" So we said "10 dollars" and then he said "Can you take that up to my house? My mom is up there and I have to ask her" So, we carted the three-ton basketball goal UPHILL to this little kids house. we get there and he says "Mom, can we buy this basketball goal for the basement?" And she said "No, that is an outside goal, and your father isn't here" so the little kid says"I can call him on his cell phone" And the mom says 'No, we are not buying it" (keep in mind that Silver and I are standing just a few feet away when all of this is happening) So the little kid storms off, sobbing! And he is screaming "I HATE YOU, MOM!!!" Silver and I felt bad that we had broken up a relationship between mother and son, but not too bad, because his mom didn't even say that she was sorry.
Okay, so now we had to cart that thing back up to my house, (oh and we weren't wearing shoes....) Across, the blacktop, and Silver almost got run over by a car, for the first time today. So we get back to my house, and we Lay down on the rug and we start screaming the objects we are selling, and their prices. Then we got up and we went crazy. We started yelling about how we weren't going to get into Harvard because of this. and that we needed the money to buy shoes, and that we had the black plague, and then we sang show tunes, and we were horribly off-pitch. Then Silver tried to put emo makeup on me, but seeing how it was hot-pink lipstick, i just looked odd. (there is s6till some in my eyebrow) She wore my cat hood and danced. Then we had to put EVERYTHING back up, all the while yelling. We didn't sell anything.